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Billy Kaplan ⬤ Marvel 616
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[zoomandboom]

[Attached are about ten rapidly taken pictures of the Hulk, sitting with bunny ears and basket in his hands, plainly realizing in subsequent pictures that he HAS the basket and being baffled-slash-annoyed about it and finally looking at Tommy in the last one. the pictures are followed by a very rapid series of texts.]

the hulk has rabbit ears.

it's the best.

i can die now.

he's not our hulk though

just a hulk.

kind of funny.

he shoots lightning

who the fuck gave the hulk lightning

hey billy where do you get a bonnet?

[actualwizard]

[ That’s probably both the funniest and most disturbing thing he’s ever seen. ]

Please don’t try to put a bonnet on the Hulk.

[zoomandboom]

he might let me. we're buds now. i'm getting him eggs to toss.

[actualwizard]

...

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What is he tossing eggs at?

[zoomandboom]

whoever walks by and looks like they need an egg.

hey come hug me for like five minutes so i have cash for eggs.

[actualwizard]

please tell me you aren’t teaching the Hulk how to egg people.


I...where are you?

[zoomandboom]

i didn't really have to teach him dude. just give him eggs. plus is it any worse than him lightning bolting people in the ass?

in the square over by that restaurant with the noodles you liked. i may not need it though. think i'm gonna hug the hulk.

do you think you get more chroma when you're hugging people who are the size of like 4 people?

he really likes his ears.

[actualwizard]

I- ok probably not but he shouldn’t be doing either thing? I don’t think people want to be egged or zapped by the Hulk.

Just, Tommy don’t get smashed into paste.

[zoomandboom]

nvm we're gonna play tag.