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voice 🠲 text (7/7)

[sidecars]

Quick, Billy!
I need an answer ASAP!
What does FTR stand for?

Re: voice 🠲 text (7/7)

[actualwizard]

For the record? Why?

[sidecars]

I'm in combat with an asshole!
It's not like I can't decipher these with time, but I don't have time right now!

[actualwizard]

...

... like verbal combat? Why? Is he using acronyms as warfare?

[ He’s confused, also slightly amused. ]

[sidecars]

More like written combat.
And, yes, he is!
But I'm no wet behind the ears recruit!

G2G means going to go
No! Got to go, right?

[actualwizard]

who are you battling?

Yes.

Do you want me to make you a list?


[ Definitely amused now. ]

[sidecars]

Ha haaa!
That's right.
Run away, old man!

Oh crap

[ It's clear that Bucky hadn't meant for his smartphone to dictate that part. There's no way to go back and scrub it out, so he just changes topic. ]

It doesn't matter.
Some crusty old fart that needs to know his place!
I've got a list started, but it came from him
I'm starting to wonder if he made half of them up...

Maybe you can be an undercover agent for me!
Get me all the details on the "internet slang"!

1/2

[actualwizard]

[ This is the most amusing thing that’s happened all day. Billy is sitting there with a grin on his face as he texts back. ]

Did you win then?

Hang on I’ll make you a list, you can compare them...

2/2

[actualwizard]

ok. I think this is everything.

[ it takes him longer than he thought it would but eventually he sends Bucky this list. ]

let me know how the next battle goes.

[sidecars]

[ Aww yeah! Bucky is scouring these. And he starts noticing a trend. ]

You people sure like to let others know how much you're laughing.
Sometimes you're on the ground.
Sometimes it's about your ass.

[actualwizard]

It’s very important to understand the levels of amusement in the future. A simple lol doesn’t always work. Sometimes we need to include some ass.

[sidecars]

Uh huh.
Well when all you do is type to each other I guess it makes sense

Hey.
Hey, Billy.
I laughed out loud just in case you couldn't tell from the tiny emotionless smartphone in your hand.

[actualwizard]

I mean we don’t only type, sometimes we skype.

Thank you for telling me because I wouldn’t have known. :P

[sidecars]

What's skype?

And what does : P mean?
It wasn't on your list, Billy!

[actualwizard]

Skype is a video chat program.


:P is an emoji. It’s. Person sticking out their tongue. Like :) is a happy face.

I’ll make you an emoji list too.

[sidecars]

[ Bucky doesn't see it. The smile one looks sort of like a face if he turns his smartphone on its side. But the "tongue" makes no sense. ]

I'll just take your word for it, pal.

voice 🠲 text (post sept. event)

[sidecars]

Heeey, buddy!
So, remember when you said if shit gets weird between us not to clam up?
And then we hugged and made promises to each other about said up-clamming?

Is this one of those times?
Are you clamming up?
Did I fuck up again? :(

[ Look, Billy! He used a sad face emoji just for you! ]

[actualwizard]

[ it’s wasn’t that he was clamming up, it was just that he kinda felt guilty. He’d promised that if things ever happened again that it would be on Bucky’s terms and then he had to go get hit with an aphrodisiac. ]

you didn’t fuck up.

I just feel like an idiot. Sorry.

[sidecars]

You, an idiot?
Excuse you! That's no way to talk about yourself!
Why would you say that?

[actualwizard]

[ Ok, that gets a smile from him even if Bucky can’t see it. ]

Because. I promised the ball was in your court and then I go and take the choice away from you again. I mean I know it wasn’t my fault but...

[sidecars]

Aw, c'mon, Bill!
That was an emergency!
Like getting caught in a snow storm and you gotta huddle up for warmth.
Those don't count against anyone!
It's something you gotta do for a pal!
I didn't take it to heart.

[actualwizard]

Still. Sorry if I made you uncomfortable or anything.

[sidecars]

No, no, I know how to compartmentalize.
You'd do the same thing for me, right?
If there was no alternative?

[actualwizard]

well yeah of course

[ But something about that makes him pause. ]

compartmentalize?

[sidecars]

Yeah.
You're a hero, right?
An Avenger?
Sometimes you just gotta DO and not think about it.
There's not always time to debate pros and cons here.
You pull the trigger and forget that your target's also a human.

[ Duh. ]